I’m black so I must love chicken.
I listen to My Chemical Romance so I must be suicidal and ready to kill.
I’m white so I must be preppy.
I’m Asian so I must be smart or talented.
I’m Indian so I must be a terrorist.
I’m skinny so I must starve myself.
I’m fat so I eat all the time and I’m worthless.
I don’t wear make-up so I must be ugly.
I wear make-up so I must be a slut.
I’m shy so I must be rude.
I’m out-going so I must be hungry for attention.
I’m blonde so I must be dumb.
I’m gay so I must have a disease.
I’m bi so I must love everyone I see.
I’m trans-gendered so I must be insane.
I’m rich so I must hate everyone who isn’t rich.
I’m poor so I must beg.
My parents are in jail so I must be a bad person.
My mom and dad split up so it has to be my fault.
I have 2 moms/dads so I must be a rapist.
I’m suicidal so I must be an attention whore.
I’m successful so I must have done something wrong.
I dance so I must be emo and have no other way to express my feelings.
I do sports so I must be cruel and a bully.
I’m LGBTQ so I must be a freak and a burden on society.
I’m Christian/Catholic so I must be homophobic.
I’m a vegetarian so I must be skinny.
I eat McDonalds so I must be fat.
I have a mental disease so you can make fun of me to no end.
I have big dreams so I must be dumb.
I think I’m ugly so I must be attention-seeking.
I think I’m pretty so I must be conceited.
I’m different, so I’m a freak.
