Q. Will Magnus and Alec get back together?
A. No
Q. Will Jace break up with Clary to go out with Alec?
A. Yes.
Q. Will Magnus become Queen of Sparkles?
A. Maybe.
Q. Will Sebby burn down the world?
A. No, your mom will stop him.
Q. Will Maia and Jordan Kyle last as a couple?
A. No, they will die, a painful death, at the paws of Church and Chairman Meow, who are united in marriage.
Q. What about Izzy and Simon?
A. She will shoot him with a .357 Magnum because he peed on Chairman Meow.
Q. And how will Clary react to this?
A. They're gonna party like it's 1999.
Q. Where will Church and Chairman Meow get married?
A. On the ashes of Alec and Jace, (also united in marriage).
Q. Who will Sebby marry?
A. He will marry Magnus, get hit on the head with a cinder block, ground up into meat pies, then fed to bears.
Q. Who will Clary marry?
A. Luke, and then he will eat her in 1 swift swallow. And then kill himself with Izzy's .357 magnum.
