I’m Me, So I’m Wrong. Vicky Ann

I’m black so I must love chicken.
I listen to My Chemical Romance so I must be suicidal and ready to kill.
I’m white so I must be preppy.
I’m Asian so I must be smart or talented.
I’m Indian so I must be a terrorist.
I’m skinny so I must starve myself.
I’m fat so I eat all the time and I’m worthless.
I don’t wear make-up so I must be ugly.
I wear make-up so I must be a slut.
I’m shy so I must be rude.
I’m out-going so I must be hungry for attention.
I’m blonde so I must be dumb.
I’m gay so I must have a disease.
I’m bi so I must love everyone I see.
I’m trans-gendered so I must be insane.
I’m rich so I must hate everyone who isn’t rich.
I’m poor so I must beg.
My parents are in jail so I must be a bad person.
My mom and dad split up so it has to be my fault.
I have 2 moms/dads so I must be a rapist.
I’m suicidal so I must be an attention whore.
I’m successful so I must have done something wrong.
I dance so I must be emo and have no other way to express my feelings.
I do sports so I must be cruel and a bully.
I’m LGBTQ so I must be a freak and a burden on society.
I’m Christian/Catholic so I must be homophobic.
I’m a vegetarian so I must be skinny.
I eat McDonalds so I must be fat.
I have a mental disease so you can make fun of me to no end.
I have big dreams so I must be dumb.
I think I’m ugly so I must be attention-seeking.
I think I’m pretty so I must be conceited.
I’m different, so I’m a freak.

Bryan's Predictions on CoHF

Q. Will Magnus and Alec get back together?
A. No

Q. Will Jace break up with Clary to go out with Alec?
A. Yes.

Q. Will Magnus become Queen of Sparkles?
A. Maybe.

Q. Will Sebby burn down the world?
A. No, your mom will stop him.

Q. Will Maia and Jordan Kyle last as a couple?
A. No, they will die, a painful death, at the paws of Church and Chairman Meow, who are united in marriage.

Q. What about Izzy and Simon?
A. She will shoot him with a .357 Magnum because he peed on Chairman Meow.

Q. And how will Clary react to this?
A. They're gonna party like it's 1999.

Q. Where will Church and Chairman Meow get married?
A. On the ashes of Alec and Jace, (also united in marriage).

Q. Who will Sebby marry?
A. He will marry Magnus, get hit on the head with a cinder block, ground up into meat pies, then fed to bears.

Q. Who will Clary marry?
A. Luke, and then he will eat her in 1 swift swallow. And then kill himself with Izzy's .357 magnum.

Braces

Today, I got my braces. They suck and they hurt a lot.. :( Any who, they are clear and I only have to have them for 6 months. Thank God!

All About Me (:

If you listen, I have some interesting stories to tell. From school, my own written stories/poems, or my plain and somewhat odd life. My introduction is simple. I will probably post stories that I may not finish. No whining, just asking for more if you want more. 
Interesting Facts;
My favorite color is red.
My favorite TV show is Supernatural with Merlin & Heroes at a close second.
My favorite Supernatural characters are Rumsfeld, Sam, and Mr. Fizzles.
My favorite Merlin characters are Arthur, Sir Leon, and Arthur's white horse with black dots.
My favorite Heroes characters are Peter, Mr. Muggles, and The Man with a Plan (AKA Noah).
I love BBC even though I live in America.
My name is Vicky and my middle name is Ann.
My best friends are Ryan, Kalie, Juliana, Nora, Greg, Laura, and Julia. 
My favorite band is My Chemical Romance. 
My Killjoy name is Detonator Kid.
I hate labels. 
I hate people who judge others on what they can't control. 
I hate people who think they are better than others.
(On a happier note.)
I write, draw, and occasionally sing. "Sing it for the boys. Sing it for the girls. Every time you that lose it sing it for the world."
Bowties are cool.